Only real vampires may apply.

So a few weeks ago while I was surfing the net out of boredom, I stumbled across this website. After reading it's contents, I couldn't help but feel a mix of amusement, bewilderment and wonder. It blew my mind. If you haven't checked it out, you should, it's hilarious. It's a website for vampires, real vampires. Or as they more poetically explain on their website:

"Sanguinarius does not deal with fiction, folklore, or role-playing games. If that is what you are looking for, then you'll need to look elsewhere. I have nothing against role-playing, but if you are a vampire in role-playing-persona only, please do not waste my time and yours trying to convince me that you really are a vampire. I may be a 'Sucker, but I'm not a SUCKER."



That's right folks it's for real vampires, who really suck blood, and are real creatures of the night. All you delusional fakers go away.

There you go all you Edward-loving Twilight maniacs. Go get your vampire boyfriend... or don't, I'm pretty sure you'll get bitten and then get some weird infection.