Celebrity feud of the day...

I loves me a good celebrity feud, and the more ridiculous the better. It really provides me with some meaning to my life, only a little though. The feud for today has been brewing since the Grammy's few weeks ago. It involves a Disney Channel darling with legions of pre-pubescent girls willing to lay down their lives for her, and a British rock band with legions of disenfranchised Generation X-ers willing to lay down their lives for them. I give you:

In the red corner at probably 100 lbs or less: MILEY CYRUS



(What you don't see are the knives she's holding behind her back don't be charmed by that smile, she be deadly)

And in the blue corner at a combined weight of around 500 lbs. (but each still probably only 100 lbs or less): RADIOHEAD



(Right there Thom Yorke is getting ready to Crane Kick Miley Cyrus in the head Karate Kid style, an unstoppable maneuver, at least in the first movie)

Here's the thing, I'm gonna have to give this one to Miley, because of her fan base. Not only are the millions of 13-year old girls absolutely bat-crap crazy, but so are their SUV driving soccer moms who buy them tickets to see Miss Hannah Montana in concert, they are the true scary ones. You don't wanna be on the bad side of a blonde white chick in an Escalade, she will take you out.

Plus as mentioned before, while much like Ms. Montana, Radiohead has legions of fans willing to lay down their lives for them, laying down their lives just means probably committing suicide, leaving the band high and dry.

It would take a comeback of epic proportions for Radiohead to win.